What Does The DJ Sip With His Breakfast?
Happy New Year, Brawlers! I know, I know, it’ll be January 3rd when you read this, and you’ll already have had to go back to work and the monotonous daily grind, so I predict the novelty of a new year will have already worn off. Will you have already abandoned your resolution of starting your day by running laps around Galaxy Burger (and making sure to praise Zhorley each time you pass), perfect catching 100 balls, and drinking a tall glass of Pom Passer for breakfast? Or will you flex your completed Crew Contracts as you skip on by? Seize the Double XP (this weekend)! 2022 has just begun, and there’s a whole wide world of people to throw dodgeballs at!
Double XP Weekend
It feels like it’s been a minute or three since the last Double XP Weekend. We were overdue. Shakes fist at the moon. Too busy with all those back-to-back events in Season 3! Let’s do this.
You know the deal: Starting Friday, January 7th at 12pm (noon) UTC, you’ll collect that golden Double Match XP, all weekend long. It’s gonna fly by, so make sure to ignore all your weekend chores, don’t you dare lift a finger—unless it’s pulling the left trigger.
Bundle
The… what now? Sorry, I Spaced Out there for a moment.
This seems like a great deal, if I could just remember what’s all in it. That’s handy, there’s a list!
- Epic Gloves: Astronaut Gloves
- Legendary Face: Astronaut Helmet
- Legendary Outfit: Spaced Out
- Rare Victory Pose: Zero-G Victory
- Rare Glider: Space Shuttle
- Uncommon Player Icon: Hungry Astronaut
Come to think of it, I am hungry. Am I an astronaut? I do like those dehydrated fruit packs.
Playlist
This just in: the humming coming from the UFOs seems to have interfered with our Ball Spawn Points. We’re not sure exactly what kind of technology the aliens are using that would incapacitate our systems like this, but until we can get things back online and functional, we’ll play Ball-Up Brawl: you’ll have to be the ball and coordinate with your teammates in order to win!
Here are your other playlists for this week:
Contracts
This week, complete any 2 Crew Contracts and get Uncommon Crew Banner: Pastel Polygon. Complete any 4 and get Epic Crew Horn: Fire Truck. Complete all 5 to get a 5% XP bonus that lasts all Season!
That’s Brawl, Folks
Make sure you tune in to watch our Creator Crew all week long for your Twitch Drops. And, just because it’s a good thing to do, while you’re there, make sure you shower them with bits, praise, tips, and subscriptions!