A Brawler Got Hit In the Head by a Soda Ball!
Somewhere, deep in the basement of a tall, gleaming skyscraper, a journalist clacks away at a typewriter. Her fingers are bruised and swollen, her hair lies lifeless and matted against her forehead, discarded crumpled wads of failed stories gathered at her feet. She wipes away the beads of sweat at her brow with her brawling glove, willing herself to find the courage to tell the real story. The truth is out there, and the public deserves to know. With one final sigh, she squares her shoulders and resumes pecking at the keys, Commissioner Chase be darned.
“Breaking News: Aliens Are Here for the Original Boba Cola Recipe! They’ll stop at nothing to uncover the secrets of refreshment!”
She pauses and looks up at her screen, her unblinking eyes wild and wide in the glow of the monitor. For a moment, she hesitates. “Or was it the armadillo who wanted the cola,” she mutters aloud. “No, no. It’s the aliens. The one named Carl told me, when we had tea with the talking Moon Ball.” The sound of typing resumes, even more fervent than before, with a sort of rhythmic hum to it…
Bundle
You may have peeked at this bundle when we dropped it in the Ball Crawl reveal blog, but in case you missed it, this is the perfect opportunity to remind you that every time you skip reading a blog, your Skill Rating will decay 20% faster.*
- Legendary Crew Vehicle: Boombox Buggy
- Legendary MVP Pose: If It’s Too Loud, You’re Too Old!
- Epic Intro Pose: Dropped Tuning
- Epic Defeat Pose: Rock and Rampage
- Epic Taunt: Guitar Riff
- Rare Player Icon: Alley Katz Patch
All for only 2700 Holobux! That’s over 35% off!
Crew Contracts
This week’s Crew Contract rewards are:
Complete any 2 Crew Contracts and get: Uncommon Crew Horn: Hey! I’m Driving Here!
Complete any 4 Crew Contracts and get: Epic UFO: Turbocharged Tentacle
Complete all 5 Crew Contracts and get a 5% XP Boost that lasts the whole season!
Playlist
Come on down, you’re the next contestant on Wheel of Whacks! It’s time to test out the new Ball Crawl Playlist! Each day, we’ll spin the Special Ball wheel and choose one Special Ball to play with, but the Playlist and Location will rotate! Tomorrow starts with All Balls, but for the rest of the week, you’ll get to focus your energy on being the master of one Special Ball.
Fanart
Thanks to Maren from our Discord for sharing this stylish brawler!
That’s Brawl, Folks!
Satisfied that the public would now know the “true” reason the Aliens were inhabiting Knockout City, the journalist shut her laptop, and pulled out her brawlin’ gloves. Time to go defend the Boba Cola bottling plant.
*This isn’t true, but if anyone knows how we can implement this technology, hit me up.