Why do Brawlers love cream-filled sandwich cookies?
Let’s play a game. Raise your hand, fingers splayed. Now put a finger down if you’re working from home and trying to get a quick match in before your next virtual meeting. Put a finger down if you’ve ever been taunted at during said game, and lost your temper. Put a finger down if you ever played another match to redeem yourself against those same people, even though your next meeting was about to start, so you put yourself on mute and tried to look like you were paying attention. Put a finger down if you again lost your temper and started screaming at the screen, forgetting that you were in a meeting. Put a finger down if you actually never muted yourself and you had to have a conversation with your boss for playing video games during work hours.
Looks like some of you are still with me. Gotta remember to double-check the mute button, folks. Got too many of you walkin’ around with clenched fists.
Basketbrawl
Come on, let’s jam and welcome to the— oh wait, we did that line already. Basketbrawl is back! This has been one of our most popular playlists, with brawlers getting fancy with their dunks and bringing the heat so hot it’ll melt your sneakers. Too hot to handle? Below, you can find your Daily Playlist Rotation!
Crew Contracts
Here are your Crew Contract rewards for week 8:
Complete any 2 Crew Contracts and get: Epic Crew Logo: Genie’s Lamp
Complete any 4 Crew Contracts and get: Epic Crew Banner: Multi-Berry Blast
Complete all 5 Crew Contracts and get a 5% XP Boost that lasts the whole season!
Bundle
Finally! A bundle that captures my true essence: tired, lazy and probably mowing down a bowl of wheat cereal while I play games. Get the Rare Lazy Sunday bathrobe—er, Outfit, Uncommon Golden Glider, Uncommon Holobux Crew Logo, Rare Feelin Fried Player Icon, Rare Sleep Mask Face, and Epic Grillin’ and Chillin’ Victory Pose for just 1500 Holobux, a steal at over 30% off!
Lunar New Year
On January 31st, we honor the coming of the Lunar New Year with a collection of items you can find in the Lunar New Year Bundle. This free bundle contains the Lunar New Year Player Icon, Banner and Crew Logo. You can find it in the Bundle shop!
Fanart
Ever wonder what Magpie would sound like if he ever came out of his ivory tower? Thanks to Xander Angell for sharing his creative take on Malcolm Magpie voiceovers!
That’s Brawl, Folks!
If you’re still trying to figure out how to dunk a sandwich cookie without letting it crumble or getting your fingers soaked, may I offer a piece of sage advice? Stab a fork into the cream filling. You’re welcome.