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Moon Shine!

What a Season! Are the aliens still hanging around? I gotta ask them for their spaghetti recipe. Not sure what’s in the meatballs, but I couldn’t get enough of them!

Last week of the Season and heading into Midnight Madness can only mean one thing: you’re running out of time to secure your spot on the Leaderboards for those sweet League Play rewards. Unless, of course, you’re like me, chillin’ over here in Bronze Rank, watching all the sweats tear one another up while sippin’ on a fresh squeezed lemonade. Ahhh!

It’s not over until the cows come home… from the spaceships, where they’ve been all this time. If you haven’t finished up your Crew Contracts, or listened to the last few Deep Space Dispatches, this is your opportunity to do it! Grab a teammate, and knock it out, because—who knew?—this game is better with a friend, baby!*

A sincere thanks to everyone out there for playing, sharing your clips, your fanart, and your hilarious moments this Season, and especially for reading the Chronicle—readers are the real MVPs. We can’t wait to dive into Season 5, but before we do, check out everything Week 12 has in store!

Junkyard Dog Bundle

Final bundle of the season, and it’s one sick puppy. In case you’re paw-ndering what’s all in it, here’s the complete list:

  • Rare Outfit: Junkyard Dog
  • Rare Face: Rough ‘n’ Tumble
  • Rare Hairstyle: Motor Head
  • Rare Gloves: Spiked Knuckles: Chain Gang
  • Epic Crew Logo: Junkyard Dog

Get it all for just 1800 Holobux!

Crew Contracts

Here are your Crew Contract rewards for Week 12:

Complete any 2 Crew Contracts and get: Legendary Crew Logo: Solar Flare

Complete any 4 Crew Contracts and get: Legendary Crew Vehicle: High-Tech, High-Class

Complete all 5 Crew Contracts, and get a 5% XP Boost for next Season!

Midnight Madness

Wouldn’t be the end of the Season without a little bonus Match XP thrown in the mix! Finish out the Season strong, and reach new heights with double Match XP, all week long! Make sure you’re tracking those Midnight Madness Contracts. The first five grant 2000 XP each, but make sure you complete all five so you can take home the Legendary Taunt: Devil Horns.

Playlist Rotation

This week, players who voted for Snowbrawl Fight in our Players’ Choice Poll will get another chance at socking your opponent in the face with that satisfying snowball pffffffft! Thanks for voting!

Here is the Daily Playlist rotation for this week:

Fanart

Sometimes, you see a piece of art that just captures the exact emotion you have about a subject. This one says, “Go ahead, throw it. Try me.” Thanks to @AnoniMentero for sharing!

That’s Brawl, Folks!

Well, that’s all the buzz for this Season, folks! As always, it’s been a pleasure bringing you all the weekly Knockout City news. Next Season, we’ll be packing your Chronicles full of double the info, as we move to bi-weekly blogs. But don’t you worry, we won’t skimp on the puns. Bee happy!

PS: Thanks to Malcolm Magpie in our Discord for today’s pun!

*Oh that’s right, we knew. We’ve been saying it for months

Lynn Richter
@LynntendoWii
Ethernet Cable Cult Leader