What Did the Glove Say to the Moon Ball?

Catch Ya Later!

It’s a beautiful day in Knockout City! The sun is shining, the Coffee Bean’d is hot, the birds are definitely not Defense Force drones designed to spy on our citizens… and—Sweet Sniper Ball from above, what in the good DJ’s name is that? ALIENS?!? I’m not ready for this! I don’t even have my towel!

Brawl Pass

In times like these, it’s hard to know what’s real and what is propaganda. But there’s one source of truth out there: the Deep Space Dispatches. The only way you can get them is by unlocking levels in the Brawl Pass, which you’ll automatically do as you complete matches. Along the way, you’ll be filling your inventory with exclusive cosmetics you can’t buy in the Brawl Shop! Purchase the Premium version to stand out from the crowd with unique items like the Rare Brawler in Black Outfit, or make sure no one can read your thoughts with Rare Hairstyle: Tinfoil Hat. Then, at Level 5, you’ll unlock our latest crossover item: the Plumbob hairstyle from The Sims! Its bright green color is a sure sign you’ll be in a good mood when wearing it. You’ll also unlock XP boosts, Energy Drinks, Style Chips, and more than enough Holobux to purchase next Season’s Brawl Pass so you can keep your Brawler looking fresh every Season.

Playlist

There’s Bomb Balls flying everywhere, it’s complete chaos. For the complete rundown on the evolution of Conflict Escalation, read our blog on it here

Training

Not sure what you’re doing here? I think we’re all a little shook up. Collect yourself and sharpen your skills at the Radio Bot. It won’t take but a few minutes to complete each of the nine unique trainings, and you’ll earn Holobux each time you finish one. Plus, it’s a great way to load into a map and take your time looking to see where that bugger Chonky ran off to.

Bundles

Now, I don’t always agree with every order Police Commissioner Chase hands down, but you gotta hand it to her: the KODF looks impressive.

Includes: 

  • Epic Outfit: KO City Defense Force
  • Epic Glasses: Tactical Glasses
  • Legendary MVP Pose: KOed UFO
  • Rare Crew Logo: KO City Defense Force

Get it for over 30% off when purchased as a bundle!

Maybe you’re a little curious about our foreign friends from another world. They’re probably harmless, right? They just want to give us a hug with those… long arm-like appendages. How does one catch with tentacles, anyway?

Includes:

  • Legendary Hairstyle: Mind Bender
  • Legendary Voice: Alien Voice
  • Epic Crew Vehicle: Unidentified Flying Object
  • Legendary Crew Banner: Alien Intruder
  • Epic Player Icon: Eye of the Alien

Available for over 40% off when purchased as a bundle!

Crew Contract Rewards

We made one key change to Crew Contracts starting this Season: You now only have five Crew Contracts each week, and your 5% Crew XP Boost is awarded when you complete all five! That boost will still last the entire Season, and it’s stackable, so make sure to check off all five each week for an incredible 60% Crew XP Bonus!

Here are your Crew Contract rewards for the first week of Season 1:

Complete any 2 Crew Contracts for: Epic Crew Vehicle: Ooey-Gooey Green

Complete any 4 Crew Contracts for: Legendary Crew Logo: Lil Bot

Fanart

I didn’t know Brawlers’ eyes could pop like that. Is this a new Season 4 feature?

That’s Brawl, Folks!

The race to grind your way back to Diamond starts… now! Or, you could just stay down here in Bronze all warm and cozy with me. Your choice!

Lynn Richter
@LynntendoWii
Ethernet Cable Cult Leader