Jingle Bells, Brawlers Smell, Chonky Ran Away

Magpie stinks and Crew hijinx, all seen by the DJ (hey!)

Happy Holidays, brawlers! No matter where you are in the world, or which holidays you celebrate, we hope you take this time of year to come together, team up, and annihilate the opposition. 

This week’s Chronicle has to fit two whole weeks of content, because we’ll be taking a break next week due to the holiday season. That doesn’t mean you can act a fool in the Discord (I’m looking at you, Gorndt), but it does mean we’re also not having a stream this week. Sad face, I know. Rumor has it there might be a stream featuring devs Carlo and Ky, but you’ll have to check the Events section of the Discord, as it’s too early as of the writing of this Chronicle for details!

Let’s not talk about how long I spent putting this dumb meme together. I hope you appreciate the craftsmanship. Don’t say I never gotcha nothin’.

Snowbrawler Bundle

Don’t let their adorable stick arms fool you, this brawler packs a wallop! They’ll hit you with the true spirit of the holidays! As Snowbrawl Fight arrives tomorrow, expect to see more than a few versions of this Legendary Bundle out there, causing chaos on the field! That’s right, all four items in this bundle are Legendary:

  • Outfit: Snowbrawler
  • Face: Snowbrawler Head
  • KO Effect: Christmas Cracker
  • Gloves: Snowbrawler Mittens

Only 2400 Holobux when purchased as a bundle (a 36% discount compared to items bought separately)!

Playlists

Remember those days when you’d go out in the snow, and make a fort in the ditch in the front yard, and hollow out the inside like an igloo, then pelt the cranky old neighborhood man with snowballs when he came down in his slippers to get the paper, just because he didn’t buy any Girl Scout cookies from you, and that’s the entire reason Christine got first place in the contest? I mean, if he just would have bought two boxes, then I could have gotten the field trip to the State Capitol, but nooooo, Christine went. I’m sure it had nothing to do with the fact that she was the Troop Leader’s Daughter… couldn’t he have just bought some cookies so I didn’t have to lob him with snowballs?

But I digress. Where were we? Snowballs. Igloo. Good clean fun, in Snowbrawl Fight! Take out your aggressions from your crummy day job on your opponents and bombard them with icy cold snowballs to the face. Page through the image carousel below to see what Daily Playlists you can expect in weeks 3 and 4.

Crew Contracts

Week 3 Crew Contracts:

  • Complete any 2 Crew Contracts and get Uncommon Crew Logo: No Brawlers!
  • Complete any 4 Crew Contracts and get Epic Crew Vehicle: Flying Fire Truck

Week 4 Crew Contracts:

  • Complete any 2 Crew Contracts and get Epic Crew Banner: Poster Wall
  • Complete any 4 Crew Contracts and get Epic Crew Vehicle: Night Raider

Make sure to complete all 5 Crew Contracts each week for your stackable 5% Crew XP bonus, which lasts until the end of the Season!

Brawl Pass

I think it’s gonna be a long, long time, ‘till I get these Brawl Pass contracts all checked off. I’m not the brawler they think I am out there, oh no, no, no. I’m a Rocket Man. A Rocket Man beaning you from above up here alone.

Unlock the Legendary Rocket Man MVP Pose at level 69!

Fanart

Thanks to u/Very_Tired_Crab for sharing this one-of-a-kind handmade Knockout City cutting board!

That’s Brawl, Folks!

As we close out the Last Chronicle of the year, I want to extend a heartfelt thanks to all the players who made these past few months so incredible. Thank you for supporting our game, telling your friends, watching our streams, and (most importantly, IMO) reading these weekly Chronicles. Sincerest thanks to our Community Mods who have kept the Discord wholesome and welcoming. Shout out to our Creator Crew for doing the hard work of building communities of their own that care so deeply about this game. We’ve got lots more planned for you in the coming months that I can’t leak to you just yet. Happy Holidays, have a fantastic New Year, and we’ll see you in 2022!

Lynn Richter
@LynntendoWii
Ethernet Cable Cult Leader